homosocks:

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

(Source: sockleton, via whisperinthecrowd)

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physicallyattractive-dog:

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

by Fall Out Boy

(via spikesexual)

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via spikesexual)

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via dirkfromstatefarm)

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Truthful Anon Feelings:

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.

(Source: 0bliv-i0n, via dirkfromstatefarm)

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  • parents: BE YOURSELF!
  • parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child